You Know You Need a Vacation When…
1. The furthermost you’ve been from home all year was the last stop on the metro line
2. The last time you actually unzipped your suitcase was when you turned your house upside down looking for your keys
3. Eating at a McDonald’s outlet filled with 6-year-olds is your least chaotic memory of the month
4. You refuse to log in to Facebook because of all the beach vacation pictures in your newsfeed
5. You bump into the guy from the neighbourhood money exchange centre and he says he thought you moved away
6. Your bathing suit lies under a layer of dust
7. You would rather watch talk show host Jerry Springer and his guests fight about paternity test results than answer an after-hours phone call from your boss
8. Polar bears have spent more time on a beach than your sunglasses
9. You can’t tell the difference between a weekday and the weekend because you work every day
10. Your grandmother has been to Europe more recently than you
#11 – your laptop crashes and you actually feel relieved! Time to head out!
Haha many years ago when I was just fed up of my job I locked myself out of the system because I knew they would have to send me home.
No. 6. 😦
Especially sad when you live near a beach
Besides 5 & 10, I cam tick off everything else. Unfortunately I don’t have enough money or annual leave to go away in the next couple of months.
There’s always Johor Bahru!
*prepares for angry comments about 2 hours in JB being worse than 2 weeks of work*
Haha JB is not too bad, especially for shoe shopping. But that’s a day trip though, won’t cut it as a break :p
Don’t they have Legoland there? That is essentially the best part of a vacation
I don’t even know if I own a bathing suit any more. Guess it’s not so important in Germany anyway 😉