Are You an Adult? Take the Quiz
Are you unsure if you qualify as an adult? Take this simple quiz and find out.
1. You look at a restaurant menu and see that burgers cost $15. How do you react?
A. You scoff and walk to the nearest McDonald’s
B. You are thrilled that they have burgers with avocado, truffle mayonnaise and cilantro aioli
2. A friend invites you to a bar at midnight. You say
A. “See you there in 30 minutes”
B. “Who is this? I think you have the wrong number”
3. What does cleaning entail?
A. Picking your clothes off the ground
B. Vacuuming or moping and perhaps some dusting
4. When you hear teenagers talking on the subway, what is your first thought?
A. Wow their conversation is kinda funny
B. Did I sound as obnoxious at their age?
5. You’ve just finished sharing a pizza with friends. How do you split the bill?
A. Tom ate an extra piece of garlic bread so it goes without saying that he should pay more
B. Split it evenly
6. You are flipping through channels on TV and see that The Golden Girls is playing. How do you react?
A. Hey is that Betty White before she got old?
B. Wow this brings back memories
7. You friend tells you she is pregnant. What do you say?
A. “Oh no! What are you going to do?”
B. “Congratulations. I’m so happy for you!”
8. What are you more likely to do on a Saturday afternoon?
A. Watch movies in your pyjamas
B. Laundry and errands
9. What constitutes as sleeping in?
A. Waking up after 12pm
B. Waking up a little after 8am
10. Who do you root for when watching Tom and Jerry?
A. Jerry, of course
B. Tom because Jerry is quite the ass
If you mainly answered A:
You are not an adult yet, at least not mentally.
If you mainly answered B:
You qualify as an adult.
This is hilarious, and I’m solidly adult, I’m afraid. All Bs
Me too, but I really don’t remember when this happened.
Great post as usual, though it makes me feel old, I got mostly B’s.
What did you answer A for?
It would be 6 and maybe 8, there’s always Sunday :p
Sad to say….mostly Bs here. I guess I’m firmly entrenched in the adult world.
I’d be a little concerned if anyone above 24 didn’t get mostly Bs!
I get excited when I have the house to myself because I can clean in peace. So old. So very, very old.
Haha perhaps I need to do a new quiz with 3 results. Child, New Adult and Longtime Adult
Final category “Old Fart” or “Old Before Your Time”.
Why would anyone root for Tom just because they’re an Adult?
Essentially the average child is going to be enamoured by the fact that Jerry always seems to win and not realise that he is often the instigator. Tom is more often than not a victim of Jerry’s sadistic schemes.
#10 is a trick question…can’t think of a single yout’ in my neighbourhood who knows “Tom & Jerry”
Enjoyed the test…seems I’m borderline everything. (lack of commitment a sign of youth?)
Haha I guess your results make you a manchild đŸ˜‰
Really surprised to hear that Tom and Jerry is dying out. Aside from Mickey Mouse they are possibly the only cartoon characters my grandparents know.
This is alarmingly accurate, except I never mope when I mop.
Also, you left out a key factor: decibels.
When you attend movies and rock concerts, where do you sit?
A. Right up next to the speakers or the screen.
B. In the back. This stuff is way too loud.
Haha I don’t like the last row at the movies because of all the teenagers!
Phew, thank goodness I’m an adult, although I did answer A to #4 because sometimes hearing them gives me great ideas for new posts.
Well you’ve certainly had better luck than me! All I ever hear about is specials at KFC, what Tiffany wore to the party and patterns of blood splattering in video games.
Oh dear–based on this highly accurate, scientific quiz, not only am I an adult, but I’ve been one since I was about eight!. (As you might have guessed, I’ve never been the life of the party!)
Don’t tell me you preferred gourmet burgers to McDonald’s and started mopping at 8. I am more likely to believe you spent your childhood teaching pigs to fly đŸ™‚